Corrupt A Wish

Its Always Sunny in the Sahara Desert.

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also you become asexual in the middle of the playboy mansion. Cheers.

Wish granted! But as soon as you get attached, that gold plated horse soon gets sold for money by your greedy uncle.

I wish I could be Beyoncé!

Granted, but you now find yourself married to justin bieber, causing your fame to take a nose dive

I wish for an uncorrupted wish

Invalid..wish cannot be granted please try again.

I wish i didn't have to pay any taxes ever again

Granted, but you now have no money left in your name and you're poor.

I wish I could eat and not gain weight.

granted, but now you are withering away and will soon die of starvation.

I wish my hair would stay neon red.

Granted, but your hair has now turned into a neon red traffic light, causing mass distruption when you are walking on pathways.

I wish i had the ability to fly

granted, you are now an airplane, for babies and mothers only.

I wish I didn't need glasses or contacts

Granted, you have no eyes.

I wish i knew every language

Granted, but you lose use of your hands and tongue, only being able to speak and write in garbled messes, as well as your sign language looking more like a seizure.

I wish for a cosmic death pony to incinerate me.

granted, but you are simply covered in 3rd and 4th degree burns and live the rest of your life in severe pain with no communication skills and look like a huge deformed fetus by the time they finish skin graphing you.

I wish I was married to David Bowie

Granted, but David Bowie just got a sex change.

I wish I could be in the Resident Evil movies.

Granted but you are a black guy extra that dies at the beginning of all of them.

I wish for fruit

granted; you got yourself a potato

I wish to be in an anime

Granted then shortly after all anime is banned and your trapped in a constant repeat episode that can never be changed up no matter what you do or say.

I wish i had the ability to run at light speed

Granted, but you accidentally run into a black hole.

I wish I had light blue eyes.

Granted but then you realized soon after everything you seen came in only light blue an you couldnt tell what certain stuff was.

I wish i could attain nirvana 😄

Granted, you get a CD from the band Nirvana.

I wish for world peace

granted, we are now all under one united nation as the Nazi Party. The is no more war, Jews, Homosexuals, people of race other than white, and all hair color is dyed blonde and everyone has blue eyes.

I wish I no longer had jealousy problems

Granted, people far and wide now travel to see you and desire to tell you all of their life achievements and what their future plans are.


I wish I had knowledge of the universe.

granted, you are now a blind deaf mute leper.

I wish i could dance better

Granted, you are now the most famous limbless dancer in the world


I wish I could be more witty

Granted! You're now too witty for your own good and have been brutally murdered in a bar after an unwelcomed witty comment.

Edit: forgot my wish!

I wish I had the new Galaxy S5.

Granted. However it's constantly at 5% power and filled with jello.

I wish I could sleep moar.