Corrupt A Wish

This game goes like this:

1.The person above you makes a wish.
2. You grant it, but you corrupt his wish.
3. You make a wish.

Simple?

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EXAMPLE:

PERSON ABOVE ME : I wish I will get full marks for my exams.

ME: Granted! But everyone else gets full marks too!
I wish I win lottery and get rich!

Person below me: Granted! But you get robbed of all your winnings in 5 minutes!
I wish I have a racing car!

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Simple right?

Here, I'll start it off!

I wish everyday is a saturday!

Granted! yesterday was saturday but today is sunday..too bad
i wish i could have all credit in my trial exam or maybe higher marks :D

Granted! But everyone one else gets distinction!! :(

I wish I can go and sleep now

Granted! but u hv to continue after my post
i want to sleep before ting

Granted! You sleep 3 minutes before her, but you wake up 3 hours before her!

I wish I had a new latop!

Granted! you can have the new laptop 1 year after i got one coz u are lack of money !
i wish i can have a car next year ( at least a car to drive although is not mine)

Granted! But it gets stolen in 5 minutes!

I wish Rosie was here!

Granted! but she straight off after that without leaving a msg
i wish ting can hv $500 and buy me a psp :D

Granted! She has $500 to buy you a psp. But she decides to buy it for herself instead!

I wish JW wouldn't be so bad :P

Granted! jw is nice to everyone except the cute ting :D :lol!:
i wish ting can let me go to bed and sleep

Granted! You are allowed to go to bed! But you must wake at 5am!

I wish I had unlimited wishes with no loopholes in the whatsoever, regardless of whether they violate science, gravity or history.

Granted! But it all happened in June's dreams.

I wish I would stop wasting time and finally be able to concentrate on schoolwork.

Granted! But you will be doing schoolwork forever!

I wish for world peace?

OI! You are being difficult on purpose, huh?

*sigh* Granted. World peace... in Barbie doll's world.

I wish to be the smartest woman in the world.

Granted. But you are so smart that you can't stand the stupidity of everyone around you that you go insane.

I wish my mum would quit scolding and nagging at me! ROARS!!

waaa...can i play too???

Says to himself : yes you can!!!

Yay!!!

Granted, but instead ill start scolding and nagging you!!!!

I wish i had my fridge full of ice-cream...XD

Granted! But there is no electricity to run your fridge on! So all your ice cream MELTS!!

Mwahaha!

I wish I had a mountain of chocolates and Azat has none (And is drooling with envy) HEHE^^

Granted! Since Azat has none he start drooling all over your chocolates.

I wish more and more people will join BD.

Granted, but there will be so many that your replies to threads are always outdated since other people post before you do. (And you have to keep editing them to match the post above)

Mwahaha!

I wish i had a blank cheque with Bill Gate's signature on it (at the right signing spot of course! And no, it can't bounce. And no, my cheque can't be burnt or flushed down the toilet or destructible by any simple means ^^)

granted! but its not a real checked..the checked was faked..

I wish I can fired Donald Trump...

Granted! But you got fired by your boss for firing him!

I wish for happiness ^^

Granded! You got so many happiness that you forgot to appreciate it.

Neh~ You forgot to make a wish! LOL!

So i'll make anther wish! Hehe^^

I wish moonstone won't be so forgetful *sniggers*

“I can’t believe I actually forgot to make a wish”

Ok here I go again.

Granted! But now I remember every single detail that my life becomes more miserable.

Now, I really wish my life is less miserable. lol

Granted! But you get too happy that you are classified as "high" and "dangerous to the society" and be put in a mental institute >.<

Hehe.. Sorry.. couldn't resist it >.<

I wish Moonstone won't be upset over me putting her in a mental institute >.< LOL