Ruru's Retirement Home (for 1st Division retiree's)

loud out of tune piano plays while ruru catches a glimps of her awesome ex taicho

"OKAMIII!" she yelled grandma like

"you hear for the mixer party?"she asked pointing over the ball room area with all the old people dancing and meeting each other and stuff

"dont be shy now, come along"
She said pushing him inside the ball room then closing the door behind her

"OK LADIES! Come get young MEAT!!"

OOC: PLOL

"OKAMI!" She still said it with one "O"

"i want you to meet Caroline, i think you'll like her"



"isnt she just gorgeous, say hello caroline darling" XD

"Hello, ima big fan taicho" she coughs a lttle
"I used to just watch over you from a far, but i cant believe i'm meeting you in flesh."
coughs some more

"see Okami, i told you she was wonderful" Ruru gigiled

She notices Okami's eye moving weirdly "Eh, somethings wrong with your right eye, i think you need to add prune juice on that"

She goes to the kitchen and grabs a prune juice forcing it on Okamee

"Dont worry this wont hurt one bit XD"

Ruru then notices her daughter entering her home

"ahh my kawaii daughter, how are you, see your taicho her has a strange eye problem, what you think is wrong with him?"

Hmmm, he is burning up to, like he has a cold of some sort.

-grabs a pale of water and pours it on Pooky-

there you goo ookypooky

^^

i agree!

but i can clear a table out on here and open him up!


OK oldies clear the poker table, one taicho is down!!

-old people cleard the poker table-

you can wear this mask hun

-hands her a surgical mask-

i'll wash my hand now

-washes her hand with prune juice-

scalpel -she asks for her tools that arent around, then realized it-

ok change of plan, saw, hand the saw

I think i should know what i'm doing

-ebil smirks and laughs-

we will make the cut here
-points somewhere in the middle of his stomach-
if we make the cut there he wont feel a thing at all, and besides, this brat has a thik skin

-cries tears for her daughters departure-

wendi chaaan!

-huggles her visitor-

wawawa, you bought tea, your too kind XD

-faints on the floor but its jut normal for her really-

OOC: shoot i gtg, take care of my fainted body XD

later wendi chan, i wish i could stay longer though XD

Kagome walks up to the house and notices the door open. She walked in carrying a basket and noticed Ruru on the floor and Ookami on the table. She placed the basket on the floor and knelt down. Carefully, she lifted Ruru of the floor and took her to her bedroom. Once Ruru was in bed, she pulled the blanket up over her and then walked out.

Alanna came back to when Ookami was on the table still and picked up the basket. She put it on an end table with a card that read:

May you have lots of happy times in your new home. ~Kagome

Spoiler:

Kagome then grabbed a pillow from the couch and put it under Ookami's head. "There you go, taichou. You look a little more comfortable now."

With that she smiled and waved at Wenditi as she left. "See ya, Wenditi."

-wakes up from a terrible nightmare about her being old and crazy living on an old retirement home-

WAIT!

hell no

-she wasnt dreaming, it was reality-

WAAA., i'm old i'm old!

-this was her daily routine-

milk i need milk, gramma need milk >.<

"OOKEY-POOO!!" From the door comes rushing out was the granny named ruru

"Waaa, lonmg time no see, eh? too bad Caroline left today @.@" She smiled pulling him inside then see's her daughter

"Pencil.. you say.. i think i placed it somewhere" She tries recalling it tripping over her friends lifeless body.

"Oh, there we go!" Sabed with the pencil her friend was... in shock

"i knew i placed it somewhere" She laughed as she went to the kitchen

"Anyone want some soda? tea? sake? Tequilla? anything? Pie? pizza?"