Body Odour and Jai Ho?

Hello.

So, lets get straight to the point...I have a friend (yes, I have a friend) who smells...like grannies. And because of that...well, I just don't want to go near her. At all. I'm mean, aren't I? I do want to tell her that she's got B.O. But seriously, we're not that close, so I don't know how to break it to her.

I think it would probably go like this:

"Hey Jess." - Me.

"Oh, hi!" - Jess.

"You smell like grannies." - Me.

"...what?" - Jess.

"I said, 'you smell like grannies'." - Me.

"..." - Jess.

- awkward silence -

Anyway, onto the next topic. I know this Korean dude called Jae Ho. There's this song called Jai Ho (same pronounciation) by the Pussycat Dolls (seriously, who calls their band/group Pussycat dolls? I reckon it's stupid).

Everytime this song goes on the radio, it reminds me of the short tongued guy, Jae Ho. He prounounces "miss" like "mith".

Adios!