What is he first thing you say or think after waking up?

Read the title... Pretty simple if you ask me...

Mine are:
"Who else is up?"
"Crap it's still only 3am..."
"Where's my waterbottle..."

hmm I usually think is impossible that morning is already and I should get up or think about weird dream I had :lol:

my first words are prolly one of these.

"sleeeeeeeeeep"
"stupid cat"
"stupid noise"
"it was a dream"
"BLEACH DYNASTY"

yeah that XD

My first words are my first thoughts.
Usually my thoughts:

"Did I wake up this morning?"
"Did I pet the cat this morning?"
"I can't remember if I used the restroom or not"


When we are half asleep we forget 3 minutes of our wake up time, so I usually have to remember something before then.

Just a few days ago I told my dad when I was half asleep:

Don't fart in the coffee mug <---don't know what I was thinking or talking

'Is dad home?'
'Geez, still freakin' 1 am?'
(I set my alarm to play the radio) Once, I heard the song Crawling by Linkin Park playing very clearly. But I was awake, and I didnt have an mp3 in my ears. I always joke Im insane, but that morning, I thought, "God, Im finally insane". Then I remembered "Alarm!"

Typically its a long string of various curse words...

"Or more then likely...this" "Why was I born, god has such a sense of humor"

mine is pretty easy
mondays through fridays
F)=ck i gotta go to school again
saturdays and sunday
is it hot can i skate today

gotta pee would generally be the first thing i think of the the words words would be

....ahhh thats better

"Actually lately its been something like this: One more hour [several hours later] maybe just one more hour [mid-day] I still feel tired [1 PM] okay, I think I've slept long enough 8D."